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Well for those that don't know me, I'm Derek. And this right here, is just a spot for me to post random thoughts, reblog photos that are funny and to just have a great time. So don't expect anything spectacular, I'm just me.

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  • Oh look! A blog! Sweet!: The Male Clitoris

    verandahmaureen:

    Every man has a clitoris.

    Inside his heart is a space and it’s

    just as difficult to stimulate.

    Usage just as difficult to regulate because they aren’t oral creatures

    because their clitoral features are sans lips.

    Their inner walls are sans grips

    and glides.

    Which is why a woman can try

    and…

    Nicely written.

    Source: verandahmaureen
    • 1 year ago
    • 9 notes
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  • elusivebella:

This is so uncalled for. SMH
mothernaturenetwork:

Unleashed at the Florida State Fair in 2011, the ice cream cheeseburger — also topped with vegetables — yes, vegetables, in the form of lettuce and tomatoes — comes courtesy of concessionaire Carousel Foods, which also offers early-bird fair-goers a more breakfast-oriented delight: the French toast cheeseburger.8 carnival foods we dare you to try


Damn.. what the fuck?

    elusivebella:

    This is so uncalled for. SMH

    mothernaturenetwork:

    Unleashed at the Florida State Fair in 2011, the ice cream cheeseburger — also topped with vegetables — yes, vegetables, in the form of lettuce and tomatoes — comes courtesy of concessionaire Carousel Foods, which also offers early-bird fair-goers a more breakfast-oriented delight: the French toast cheeseburger.
    8 carnival foods we dare you to try

    Damn.. what the fuck?

    Source: mothernaturenetwork
    • 1 year ago
    • 71 notes
    • #food
    • #ice cream
    • #burger
    • #carnival
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